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Entries from January 2008

Math is Not The Answer: John Green’s An Abundance of Katherines

January 5, 2008 · 5 Comments

I picked up John Green’s latest novel, An Abundance of Katherines, at the Pengiun/Putnam warehouse sale awhile back for a mere dollar or something like that. The only thing that was wrong with the book was that a couple of sentences were mistakenly reprinted twice on a subsequent page. I was really anticipating the chance to read this book, though, because Green’s Looking for Alaska instantly became one of my favorites when I read it last year: it’s one of the great coming-of-age/boarding school novels that us English types all seem to go for. Abundance maintains Green’s irreverent style, but it’s not as deeply affecting as Looking for Alaska. The characters aren’t nearly as endearing, but, they’re likeable enough. Unlike the typical coming-of-age novels with their disaffected protagonists, the Holden Caulfield types, Green’s protagonist in Abundance cares too much and wants to matter and be a genius more than anything, except maybe to fall in love with a Katherine.

An Abundance of Katherines follows the protagonist, Colin Singleton, a former child prodigy, and his best friend Hassan, a lazy, super witty, extremely loveable Islamic fat kid, on their impromptu road trip across the country, ultimately landing them in Gutshot, Tennesse, where they meet Lindsey Lee Wells, a captivating young female in the vein of Alaska, and land jobs cataloging the stories of old-time workers at the town’s tampon factory.

Green works in quirks for his main character, Colin, that are even more clever and gimmicky than Miles’s penchant for recalling famous last words in Looking for Alaska.  Colin Singleton is a master anagrammer–he can anagram virtually any word or phrase into something clever and poetic–who has only dated girls named Katherine, nineteen of them in all.  He also is in the midst of developing a mathematical theorem that will predict when relationships will end based on dumper and dumpee variables.  Like I mentioned before, Colin is nothing like the typical protagonist in a bildungsroman–he is unpopular, but, he cares a lot and works extremely hard with his studies, and it took me about one hundred pages before he started to grow on me.  Ultimately, the novel is good fun.  I don’t think it will stay with me the way Looking for Alaska has, but, it’s a good story about eccentric teenagers hurtling forward into a world of irrevocable change and maturity (sort of) and embracing life, its impredictability, and the power of storytelling and the importance of making your own.

 

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800 Miles in ‘08: My New Year’s Resolution

January 3, 2008 · 6 Comments

Since I ran the Rochester Marathon in September, I haven’t really run that often. I’ve completely dropped the ball. And yes, I know that new year’s resolutions are lame and everybody makes them and never delivers. But, I’m making a new year’s resolution and I’m posting it in order to further encourage myself to meet my goal. My resolution is to run at least 800 miles this year. Probably a little too lofty of a goal considering that I’m going to be student teaching for the next five months, but I think I still might be able to do it. I’m not sure how many miles I logged last year because I didn’t keep a log, but I’d guess that I only ran somewhere around 400 miles because I only ran regularly and seriously for about four months of the whole year.

Tonight I ran my first two miles of 2008 in thirteen degree temperatures on snowy and icy sidewalks. Now, I only have 798 more miles to go. But, I have 363 more days to do it. It shouldn’t be a problem if I follow through on my prior goal of running two marathons this year. Two 26.2 mile races would put 52.4 miles on my log in only two days of work. I’m going to run the Rochester Marathon again in September, but I need another marathon to shoot for earlier in the year, hopefully sometime late spring or early summer. I was thinking about the Cleveland Marathon, since it’s in late May, but I just realized that my MAT graduation is on the same weekend. So, I guess I’m going to have to find another northeastern race around the same time.

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